I hate the word homophobia.
It is not a phobia.
You are not scared.
You are just an asshole.
what if someone had an actual phobia though
like with people who are arachnaphobic
a gay person comes into their house and they stand on a chair screaming and swatting them with a broom or something
#or they get a really huge glass to put over the gay person #and then slide a big piece of paper underneath and put them outside
Dublin
You see, this is what I love about Ireland.
Most people would look at that rock and say; “gosh, that’s a pretty cool rock, I wonder how it stays up like that?”
No. That is not the right way to do things.
The Irish look at that and say; “I’m going to build a house on that fucker.”
gOD I WANT TO LIVE IN IRELAND ;A;
>Born, raised and currently living in Dublin.
>Never notice a highly photoshopped island-house out in the middle of one of our (apparently) semi-tropical beaches before.
>WHELP.
Lads, this is more like what Dublin’s coastline is like:
Very pretty, but not like the image above. The idea of building a castle on rock that’s quickly eroding is very Irish, though.
<,<3 DuBlInNnNn ogmmm did u no mi h3ritage is Iirsh lol CANT W8 2 C MY FAMILIES ANCI3NT CASSEL IN M3RRY IRELAND URN GOO BRA
#imagine trying to moan this during sex
#he looks like the lovechild of tom hiddleston and jesus #i swear
^ Cannot be unseen.
Omfg brb crying
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop Hiddleston-God.
Yes.
(Source: chicochopsticks)
Shot in my jaw. Awesome.
that means i was shot/stabbed in the ass. lovely.
…my ass?
…The inside of my thigh?
Holy shit, I have one on my knee. I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE YOU GUYS.
…Shot in my thigh severing my main artery??
Stabbed twice in the hand?
What, was I really that bad at finding my way around that I bled out before I could get to a hospital or something?
Shot in-between my third and fourth ribs on my left side.
Shot/stabbed in the back of the neck.
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
4 million and counting
5 million
This should get to 10 million, come on people.
(Source: charizzaaa)
We had a substitute for Math because my actual teacher had personal business to attend to. We weren’t doing much, just some little project, and today it was storming in Texas. So this enormous clap of thunder shakes the walls and everybody starts screaming. Then I look over at the teacher’s desk to see our substitute standing up from his chair and shouting, “Shut up Thor! Loki isn’t here!”
LOKI ISN’T HERE.
We became best friends after that, obviously.
bless
how to summon pigeon satan:
- draw pentagram
- sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram
ＦＯＯＬＩＳＨ ＭＯＲＴＡＬ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＲＥＡＬＬＹ ＴＨＩＮＫ… ＩＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＢＲＥＡＤ
ALL OF THEMcut yourself
starved yourself
taken a pen and written ‘that’ note
made yourself purge
tried to commit suicide
wanted to die
felt like no one cares about you
cried yourself to sleep
told people you were okay when you really weren’t
hoped that you would get hurt someway. just hoping that somehow you would end up in the hospital
dreamed about your funeral
lost someone to suicide
wish that you could be little again
my nocturnal sleep schedule is apparently what is turning me into a zombie
like idk i have perfected the art of sleeping in a staggered pattern such as to effectively “skip” large periods of time by spending my waking state in a sleeplike daze
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